First things first: the flight
The flight was fantastic! They served a really yummy meal, I was given a bottle of wine (and a decent sized one as well, not a tiny single serve) and they showed a film I was dying to see that wasn't coming to America. It was called, The Edge of Love and had the ultrahot lovegod Cillian Murphy in it! I also didn't get sick, so good times.
Heathrow was interesting, but terminal 5 (where I arrived) is new, and just deserted. Like, 28 Days Later empty. Being in an empty airport is a little offputting, tbh. I stopped in the WC, and when I came out: no one. So, that was a bit creepy.
...and me in my jim-jams, talking about breakfast foods. A treat indeed.