1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
On top of a business in Manhattan. Anywhere dense and loud.
2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Control Top Panty Hose
3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Height. I don't find physical attributes attractive, but for whatever reason, I tend to be attracted to tall guys.
4. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
The Beatles - ONE
5. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
6. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
At my house
7. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
Don't touch me.
8. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Mind
9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
I tend to sleep by day and live by night.
10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
A can opener.
11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
I hate stupidity. I mean I really, really hate stupidity.
12. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
13. FAVORITE COLOR?
14. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
I hate new cars. Painted plastic bullshit. Now the 1954 Ford Fairlane or the 1936 Bentley, that's different.
15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
I believe in God. I believe in myself. Whatever happens, I always have that.
16. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Winter. The colder, the better.
18. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
I WILL NOT make a bed.
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
20. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
21. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
22. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
No one. For all extensive purposes, I have no past.
23. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
I don't have one. Life is too short.
24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
I don't own one.
25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
26. OF THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAILED THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
I'f I knew that, would I even need to send it?
27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Well, it would be foolish to say me....