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You know what...

I hate doorknobs. Especially ones all rusty from overuse, ones that stick when opportunity knocks, and ones that give you those annoying little pains when you try to touch them.

But I really, I mean really hate doorknobs.

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charliekeenjr
Jun. 14th, 2003 04:58 am (UTC)
how r you??
i'm lonely.. i'm confused.. i'm sad.. i'm showing reoccuring signs of aorexia & bulemia again.. i weigh 143 lbs (last time i checked).. i miss Columbus, your house felt so safe.. i feel DISCONNECTED from everyone..

i DESPISE bein who i am right now.. i've been thinking about RELIGION and maybe i need tha CHURCH in my life (but then i say "how can THAT help!?".. i'm NOT religous.. but tha idea behind it MUST be forgiveness..

i don't KNOW what i'm looking forgiveness for.. but i feel i NEED it.. and i can't give it to MYSELF..

i'm SO ALONE.. and scared..
charliekeenjr
Jun. 14th, 2003 04:59 am (UTC)
Re: how r you??
sorry.. i don't know why i'm goin on like this..
lolasenvy
Jun. 14th, 2003 02:32 pm (UTC)
Re: how r you??
call me 706-718-0927
charliekeenjr
Jun. 14th, 2003 03:08 pm (UTC)
Re: how r you??
can't
dreammaster
Jun. 14th, 2003 07:46 am (UTC)
One good turn..
Yeah, I would have to say I have seen some doorknobs that really suck. It's pretty bad when they're in your own house. I make it a point to throw them out.
thedigitalghost
Jun. 14th, 2003 08:01 am (UTC)
My dream home won't even have doorknobs. All the doors will be automatic and computer controlled. :-) Kinda like on Star Trek. ::swish::

D
jesus_h_biscuit
Jun. 14th, 2003 06:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah, exactly - in YOUR house.
thedigitalghost
Jun. 14th, 2003 07:19 pm (UTC)
::patented gay-man noise::

D
tiredofdreaming
Jun. 14th, 2003 10:59 am (UTC)
*laughs* Well I get it.... and yeah, I hate doorknobs. Especially ones that lie to you and use you....
pandorasparkle
Jun. 15th, 2003 11:04 am (UTC)
hehe
Wait. I thought everyone got it.
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pandorasparkle
Jun. 16th, 2003 08:02 pm (UTC)
Re: hehe
oh no...OH NO....PABLO HOLD MY BABY!
pandorasparkle
Jun. 16th, 2003 08:03 pm (UTC)
Re: hehe
I thought you could only get Syphilis once
phoenix706
Jun. 15th, 2003 11:16 am (UTC)
Ahem...
If you're talking about what I think you are, you and I are going to have a serious discussion. SOON.

You've got a lot of fucking nerve.
lolasenvy
Jun. 16th, 2003 10:31 am (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
well, you would be the authority on nerve-having, I guess. Wouldn't be too upset, this does have NOTHING to do with you, after all.
phoenix706
Jun. 16th, 2003 04:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
I'll be the judge of what does or does not have to do with me. We will talk.
lolasenvy
Jun. 16th, 2003 06:58 pm (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
Bitch, please. ::extends middle finger:: Sure we'll "talk" ...when I'm not busy doing other things.

And no, Sir 'I can judge others by different standards because I am obviously oblivious to the dishonorable, dishonest, self serving things I do' this really doesn't have anything to do with you.

But Don't you have some threshhold houseware to console/molest/answer to ?
pandorasparkle
Jun. 16th, 2003 08:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
Re: Ahem...
pandorasparkle
2003-06-16 20:42 (link)
Don't you motherfucking threaten her, you fucking waste of faux leather vests. If you're so "in love" with Cheryl what the hell do you care what we think of her, YOU have nothing to do with this. She's a lying whore and if you don't know that shit by now you are FUCKING STUPID. So maybe you two fucking deserve each other, but don't you FUCKING dare call Renea out for speaking her goddamned mind. It's far more that you will ever have the right, or fucking BALLS to ever do. You have never been a good friend to her, you lied, you abused her, you shattered her heart. But I guess that shit doesn't matter now because you have some worn out loose been-in-one-too-many-pornos CUNT to shove your little, insignificant, micro-fucking-scopic DICK into. It's like landing a fucking Bi-Plane into the GRAND CANYON. And that brings up another question Where the FUCK is Jared? OH surely you know, her BOYFRIEND....the guy she.."loves". Cause baby , it ain't you.... you are a dickless coward with no future with the one girl that could have been your queen. You're such a piece of shit, I'm glad Renea dropped you.

lolasenvy
Jun. 16th, 2003 10:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
Congratulations, Kate, you have just become an honorary member of the one knee club.
pandorasparkle
Jun. 17th, 2003 06:21 am (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
::nods::
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pandorasparkle
Jun. 17th, 2003 06:23 am (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
yeah well....::bows respectfully:: i am your pupil. But i think i've almost mastered the use of the word fuck in this one though.
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