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You know what...

I hate doorknobs. Especially ones all rusty from overuse, ones that stick when opportunity knocks, and ones that give you those annoying little pains when you try to touch them.

But I really, I mean really hate doorknobs.

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pandorasparkle
Jun. 16th, 2003 08:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
Re: Ahem...
pandorasparkle
2003-06-16 20:42 (link)
Don't you motherfucking threaten her, you fucking waste of faux leather vests. If you're so "in love" with Cheryl what the hell do you care what we think of her, YOU have nothing to do with this. She's a lying whore and if you don't know that shit by now you are FUCKING STUPID. So maybe you two fucking deserve each other, but don't you FUCKING dare call Renea out for speaking her goddamned mind. It's far more that you will ever have the right, or fucking BALLS to ever do. You have never been a good friend to her, you lied, you abused her, you shattered her heart. But I guess that shit doesn't matter now because you have some worn out loose been-in-one-too-many-pornos CUNT to shove your little, insignificant, micro-fucking-scopic DICK into. It's like landing a fucking Bi-Plane into the GRAND CANYON. And that brings up another question Where the FUCK is Jared? OH surely you know, her BOYFRIEND....the guy she.."loves". Cause baby , it ain't you.... you are a dickless coward with no future with the one girl that could have been your queen. You're such a piece of shit, I'm glad Renea dropped you.

lolasenvy
Jun. 16th, 2003 10:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
Congratulations, Kate, you have just become an honorary member of the one knee club.
pandorasparkle
Jun. 17th, 2003 06:21 am (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
::nods::
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pandorasparkle
Jun. 17th, 2003 06:23 am (UTC)
Re: Ahem...
yeah well....::bows respectfully:: i am your pupil. But i think i've almost mastered the use of the word fuck in this one though.