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I'm having an in-of-body experience

Tried to be a woman. Here i am dancing around my living room in my granny underwear watching Ally McBeal and singing "Searching My Soul." I can't believe it.

David E. Kelley is a better woman than I am.

Why do I feel liberated and at the same time depressed. Maybe it's this exfoliating mask. The things I do in the name of impression. If I have to climb out of this body and into a better one, shouldn't I feel impowered at my ability to shed one persona and quickly adapt another? I guess not.

I guess that's why I have so many gay friends. How awesome would it be to never wear make-up, girdles, wax, or a bra and at the same time still be attracted to Mr. Al Simer. Maybe David E. Kelley is up on me on this one. Where's my remote? I need CNN all of the suden.

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thedigitalghost
Jul. 10th, 2002 02:10 pm (UTC)
Coming from a gay man, yes. It's great to not have to put up with feminine things like bras, make-up, etc and still be attracted to men. :-) (And have them .. or at least SOME of them attracted back.)

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tiredofdreaming
Jul. 10th, 2002 07:05 pm (UTC)
Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle - What a revelation: I'm just a step away from being a gay man. The only one of the aforementioned that I even think to tackle is a bra, and I am attracted to men. Damn... so that's how I'm different from all the girls at my high school....
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