Currently dashing the hopes of my parents. (lolasenvy) wrote,
Currently dashing the hopes of my parents.

I'm going to Hell when I die.

Ok, this just popped into my head. When the hurricane rushed through New Orleans, does anybody think it killed the axeman?

I mean, serial killers are traditionally white, and from most media coverage, there appearantly were no white people in the state, but logic stands that in all likelihood he was killed. I mean, if a new victim pops up I guess then we'll know. Hmmm.

Maybe it wasn't God punishing gay people, athiests, or people with good humor. Maybe it wasn't a great increase of barrier pressure, humidity and temperature changes.

Maybe the Popo down there just got tired of looking and was like, fuck it, bring in Leutenant Katrina. She'll handle it.

Yeah, this is the shit I think of when left alone. I'm gonna go to straight to Hell. My only hope is that I'll bounce.


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